Submission by Domini Dragoone who writes: “true love! aren’t they a cute couple? photo by me. they are actually up pretty high in a tree by the reservoir.”
This is a rare photo of a Goth feeding another Goth up a tree. Assuming that they’ve already consumed half that bottle, I think I can forgive them the smiles. A drunk Goth is a happy Goth. You won’t find a happier bunch of people than a bunch of drunk Goths posing for photos. I know, I know. I’m letting out trade secrets but it’s TRUE, in my experience, and I’m usually the drunkest so perhaps I’m happy and everyone else is mopey and I just never notice.
One thing I have learnt in the past few weeks of looking at photos of Goths up trees is that a lot of Goths love straight JD and they love drinking it up trees. To be honest, none of my friends love JD. OK, one of them does but she also loves absinthe so I think that cancels it out. I suppose JD does have a black label so that’s a definite Goth bonus. What I really want to see is a Goth with an absinthe fountain, a bottle of fine Swiss absinthe and all the accoutrements up a tree. That would make my day. I’d have some absinthe to celebrate.
Bonus points for drinking at what we’re told is a great height. The sun is unacceptable.
3.5 out of 5 - Look into absinthe